OOTS, 4/20

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

After the extra-innings win Monday and yesterday's Halladay massacre, die Biermachers are bucking for a three-game sweep of [crossout:28hw3grs]last year's world champions[/crossout:28hw3grs] [crossout:28hw3grs]last year's NL champions[/crossout:28hw3grs] the NL-champions-in-waiting at CBP. They're up 2-0 through three against OMGZIt'sCliffLee.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Did I mention that Brewer pitcher Chris Narveson was throwing a no-hitter through 5 innings?

OE: Because he isn't. John Mayberry just broke it up with a two-out double in the fifth. Milwaukee continues to lead, 3-0, after 5 complete frames.

[Frayed Knot]

Now 3-0 bottom of 6.
And not only is tis in Philly but this is from the same Brewers who are coming off being swept by the Natinals*
All this is almost as good as Mariano's blown save last night.












* O left out intentionally as a tribute to when they did so on the unis accidently last season

[Frayed Knot]

OK, and now it's 3-3 via a 3R HR by Shane Victorino

[Gwreck]

Homer was by Polanco (Victorino had singled to put the second runner on base).

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

BigHead Strikes Again.

[Frayed Knot]

Gwreck wrote: Homer was by Polanco (Victorino had singled to put the second runner on base).

I knew it was one of those short bald guys.

[Gwreck]

Tough to tell the douchebags apart on that team.

Speaking of which, Kyle Kendrick was just brought into the game so I expect the Brewers will be fine.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Gwreck wrote: Tough to tell the douchebags apart on that team.

Bald/balding and relatively clean-shaven-- Indeterminate member of starting lineup.

Bald/balding and relatively clean-shaven, attracts disproportionate amount of booing-- Rollins or Howard.

Short-to-medium hair, unkempt facial hair-- Starting pitcher (or swingman, in the case of Kendrick).

Face-merkin and smirk-- Reliever.

Greasy slick-back and soul patch and retro jersey-- Dirty whiteboy shithead from Kensington who cut you in line at Chickie and Pete's and/or dumped a beer cup full of chaw spittle on your daughter.

Greasy slick-back and soul patch and current jersey-- All-Star second baseman.

[Gwreck]

Outstanding.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Phart.

Phils avoid the sweep, on a Victorino HR, and aided in the end by a beeyoot of a basket catch by OilSpill on a Carlos Gomez flare with Rickie Weeks on first.