IGT, Friday 8/7/09 Mets v. Padres

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Lil' Gwynn tries to sell a pitch in the dirt as a beanball.

Tony, I wish your son didn't lie. I wish he weren't a LI-ar.

[Frayed Knot]

Lotta speedy Padres out there.

[Frayed Knot]

We suck for not scoring more since inning 1.

[Guest Edgy DC]

I try and see his dad in his swing, but he's... kinda wristier and quicker. More flick and less stroke.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Walking Gonzo to get to Koosman-Off

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

That appears to be a bullshit HBP, no?

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Yabbut, don;t matter. Headley Lammarred out to Muffy.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Brian Stokes scoffs at your worries.

[Piggiestomatoes]

Nice at-bat Hedley...

[Guest Edgy DC]

Good a time as any to pay tribute to haw much steadier a team this has been defensively the last few weeks.

[Frayed Knot]

Time for Frankie to get back on our good side.

[Frayed Knot]

Dammit!

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Thems is some fugly mechanics.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Sometimes I feel I have to
(blahp-blahp)
run away

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Frankie Wagriguez

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Ugh.

[Methead]

I was gonna type "unbelievable"... except it isn't.

[Piggiestomatoes]

Fuck. As bad a call at home as that was Frankie has no one to blame but himself. Double fuck!

[Frayed Knot]

Unfrickinbelievable!!

SD makes a bad call to send that big galoot who makes a bad slide at the plate where the ump makes a bad call ... but all that's secondary to the leadoff walk shit.

[Piggiestomatoes]

I'm sure it's in my head, but it seems the more exagerated his delivery is, the wilder his pitches. Triple fuck.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Wagner taught the Mets nothing. Just throw the most money at the guy with the most saves then throw up your hands when it all goes wrong... and it will...

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

So, they're 0-for-2 with this 5 infielder shit, aren't they?

Edited August 7, 2009 by Guest

[Frayed Knot]

That curve ball is the only thing he's getting over.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Let;s turn 3.

[Methead]

John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: Let;s turn 3.

That's the only reason I'm still watching.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Methead wrote: ="John Cougar Lunchbucket"]Let;s turn 3. That's the only reason I'm still watching.

Bad choice.

Jesus fuckstick

[Guest OlerudOwned]

Hey. That's just rubbing it in.

[Methead]

HA - perfect.

[Frayed Knot]

If you're going to blow it might as well ruin the ERA while you're at it.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Really?

REALLY?