Metmas Carols 2008

[Guest Edgy DC]

Angel chasing Ethier fly
Gamely reaching o'er the rail
Oh, to softly land, he'll try
Oh, he'll try, but oh, he'll fail

Sto - Ohohohoh - Oh - Ohohohoh - Oh - Ohohohry of our year!
Injured Met outfielders!
Sto - Ohohohoh - Oh - Ohohohoh - Oh - Ohohohry of our year!
Injured Met outfiel - iel - ders!

Marlon with a hamstring strain
Marlon with a flaccid bat
DL 'til he's well again
Activate a catcher fat

Sto - Ohohohoh - Oh - Ohohohoh - Oh - Ohohohry of our year!
Injured Met outfielders!
Sto - Ohohohoh - Oh - Ohohohoh - Oh - Ohohohry of our year!
Injured Met outfiel - iel - ders!

Picking Alou's option up
Hope for at least 50 game
Hurt and hurt and hurt again
We have but ourselves to blame

Sto - Ohohohoh - Oh - Ohohohoh - Oh - Ohohohry of our year!
Injured Met outfielders!
Sto - Ohohohoh - Oh - Ohohohoh - Oh - Ohohohry of our year!
Injured Met outfiel - iel - ders!

Knee to Ryan Chruch's face
Lying with his brains exposed
Metly doctors, in disgrace
Leave the chump misdiagnosed

Sto - Ohohohoh - Oh - Ohohohoh - Oh - Ohohohry of our year!
Injured Met outfielders!
Sto - Ohohohoh - Oh - Ohohohoh - Oh - Ohohohry of our year!
Injured Met outfiel - iel - ders!

Sto - Ohohohoh - Oh - Ohohohoh - Oh - Ohohohry of our year!
Injured Met outfielders!
Sto - Ohohohoh - Oh - Ohohohoh - Oh - Ohohohry of our year!
Injured Met outfiel - iel - ders!