Old Man Yells at Cloud (sploit from 7/24 KTE)

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Vince Coleman Firecracker wrote: Ouch- I do the Yankees suck chant, I have tattoos and a myspace page. I suddenly feel like a Retard Mook. I haven't been on reality TV, though- am I OK or am I doomed to Mookdom?

No way, man. You're a war hero!

As I said, didn't mean to come off like a broad-brusher or cloud-yeller. I could care less about what Myspace is except to look up met wives, and nobody here is as gay for Reality TV as me.

I suppose I could use an explanation for the whole tattoo revolution that appeared to occur while I wasn't looking this winter. Guy who lives around the corner and takes his dog to shit on our street has tats on his face. I don't get it.