Headlines denied

[Frayed Knot]

The lack of major movement at the winter meetings is most likely keeping some headline writers chomping at the bit in frustration.
Just think of some of the possibilities:


- If the Orioles ever succeed in getting rid of their top pitcher the 'Baltimore Sun' could alert readers with a banner reading;
BYE-BYE BEDARD-IE


- The city landing Oakland's top guy could scream out;
WELCOME TO THE HAREN HOUSE


- Omar completing the much-rumored deal for Orlando's half-brother would be greeted with;
AND IT SHALL BE LIVAN


- And whoever finally lands Johan Santana could lead with;
OYE COME-ON DOWN




OK, that's all I got.

[MFS62]

Based on their Rule V draft selection, I hope we'll be seeing a lot of:

Mets Register a Victory.

Later