Another Freaky Injury

[Gwreck]

Joel Zumaya, previously know for injuring himself for playing too much "Guitar Hero" was injured again this week when a box fell on him while he was moving stuff at his parents' house due to the California Wildfires.

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=3090054

[Guest sharpie]

That's what happens when you get flame tattoos. Tempting the Gods.

[Guest Edgy DC]

If you belive the FOX gun, the guy throws 103. If you don't, that's still faster than anybody else ever hit on that gun (which said, during the same series, that Wang was at 96.)

He should be wrapped in bubbles and crated when not pitching.