Visiting from the East

[Guest Carnac the Metnificent]

As a child of four can plainly see that these envelopes are sealed. They've been kept in a Kifilte Fish jar on Fred Wilpon's porch since noon today. NO ONE knows the contents of these envelopes, but Carnac in his divine, mysterious and borderline mystical ways will somehow divine the answers having never before seen the question.




A: All of them










Q: How many of the Met losses this season are Willie's fault?











A: Pop-Up Videos












Q: What would a Jose Reyes highlight film look like?










A: Jet Blue Airlines










A: Who are the only ones this summer to leave more people stranded than Carlos Delgado?