IGT 06/26, Redbirds at Metropolitans

[Guest Kid Carsey]

Taguchi cf
Spiezio 3b
Pujols 1b
Encarnacion rf
Ludwich lf
Miles ss
Stinnett c
Ryan 2b
Wellemeyer p

Reyes ss
Lo Duca c
Beltran cf
Wright 3b
Delgado 1b
Green rf
Valentin 2b
Gomez lf
Perez p

[Guest Johnny Dickshot]

Tonight we'll be Todd Wellemeyer's bitches.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Maybe that Buehrle guy could have gotten a few hits for us tonight.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Fracklez.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Atonement time, Jose.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Repeat steroids offender on the mound and getting us in order. Gadzookie.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Come on. Any better pretext for a DP than Heilman pitching to Stinnett?

[Guest Edgy DC]

Nice game by the Cardinal rookie.

[Guest Johnny Dickshot]

And Heilman gets booed off the mound again.

[Guest Kid Carsey]

Freakin' Feliciano is all I got ...

[Guest Edgy DC]

Paulie says, "Suspend this!"

[Guest Johnny Dickshot]

Wow. Okay, we got a shot again.

[metirish]

OK,lets go now.....hey we have speed on the paths tonight.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Never saw Pujols look so bad.

[Frayed Knot]

We have threee shots at redeeming this pathetic hitting display.

[Guest Johnny Dickshot]

Wright fails to start the Wrally.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Wright Delgado Green
Handsome, athletic, and lean
O, swing for the fences
To brighten my senses
And spring me like a trampoline.

[Guest Kid Carsey]

Check Izzy for sandpaper NOW!!!

[Guest Johnny Dickshot]

I saw where some White Sox fans referred to Valentin as "The Chin."

[Guest Kid Carsey]

Sandpaper fell off, or it was flicked ...

[Frayed Knot]

Great decision running there.

[Guest Johnny Dickshot]

CHIN!

[Guest Edgy DC]

Kablammo!

[Frayed Knot]

Running through the whole bench here

[Guest Edgy DC]

You show us everything you've got!
You keep on dancin' and the room gets hot!
You drive us wild! We'll drive you crazy!
You say you wanna go for a spin!
The party's just begun, we'll let you in!
You drive us wild, we'll drive you crazy!

You keep on shoutin', you keep on shoutin'!

I wanna rock and roll all nite!
And party every day!
I wanna rock and roll all nite!
And party every day!
I wanna rock and roll all nite!
And party every day!
I wanna rock and roll all nite!
And party every day!

You keep on saying you'll be mine for a while!
You're lookin' fancy and I like your style!
You drive us wild! We'll drive you crazy!
You show us everything you've got!
Baby, baby that's quite a lot!
And you drive us wild! We'll drive you crazy!
You keep on shoutin', you keep on shoutin'

You keep on shoutin', you keep on shoutin'!

I wanna rock and roll all nite!
And party every day!
I wanna rock and roll all nite!
And party every day!
I wanna rock and roll all nite!
And party every day!
I wanna rock and roll all nite!
And party every day!
I wanna rock and roll all nite!
And party every day!
I wanna rock and roll all nite!
And party every day!
I wanna rock and roll all nite!
And party every day!
I wanna rock and roll all nite!
And party every day!

[Guest Johnny Dickshot]

That was pretty unexpected. The Jose Valentin Game following the Shawn Green Game.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Valentin's defensive limitations got us in this mess. So's he dug us out.

I've got to walk the dog. Tell me if anything happens.

[Guest Rockin' Doc]

Top of the order coming up in the 10th. Let's win this puppy right NOW!!!

[Guest Kid Carsey]

Just a side thought as Wagner cruised through the 10th ... I'd like to see
Reyes cool it a little on the sidelines sometimes. Funny thing is, I thought
that on one replay and then on another elder statesman Franco is fist pum-
ping and jumping around in the same frame along with Jose.

It is the Cardinals, and they used to hate that back in the day. Never mind.

[Guest Johnny Dickshot]

We'll win this thing before Edgy's done scraping the poop off Pennsylvania Ave.