IGT 8/26/06 - Mets v. Phillies

[Gwreck]

Philadelphia Phillies
Jimmy Rollins SS
Shane Victorino CF
Chase Utley 2B
Ryan Howard 1B
Pat Burrell LF
Jose Hernandez RF
Chris Coste C
Abraham Nunez 3B
Jon Lieber P

New York Mets
Reyes SS
LoDuca C
Beltran CF
Delgado 1B
Wright 3B
Green RF
Valentin 2B
Chavez LF
Oliver Perez P

[metirish]

I'm really looking forward to Perez tonight, go Mets.

[metirish]

We need a new mug shot of Perez for the roster thread,he's clean shaven.

[metirish]

Back to back walks from Perez and Howard at the plate....danger here.

[Guest OlerudOwned]

Perez hardly touching 90 and missing the strikezone.

Bad Oliver.

EDIT: I take the velocity part back, he's building it up.

[Guest OlerudOwned]

Ugh, Perez is getting the squeeeeeze.

[Guest OlerudOwned]

Heeeee struck him out.

[metirish]

Nice job by Perez as he gets Burrell looking with two men on,Oliver shoing some emotion as he leaves the mound.

[Guest OlerudOwned]

Reyes robbed of a triple by the wall clearing bounce, but it's a nifty leadoff double.

[Guest OlerudOwned]

Dammit Howard. Stop being so damn perfect.

[metirish]

Beltran with career home run #200, 2 zip Mets.

Congrats Carlos.

[Guest OlerudOwned]

Beltran again! He's on an unhuman tear. That one got destroyed.

2-0 Metskis

[Guest ScarletKnight41]

Beltran's blast gives the Mets a 2-0 lead.

I like this guy way better than the one who wore #15 last year.

[Guest OlerudOwned]

Is it just me or is Beltran's mole getting bigger?

Maybe it's the source of his power.

[Guest OlerudOwned]

Perez is a bit excitable. They're going to have to hold him in a straight jacket and a cage between starts.

[Guest Johnny Dickshot]

That was a sucessful inning, if only cuz Endy cleared Oliver.

] [MR. BUMBLE] For what you are about to receive May the lord make you truly thankful. [bOYS] Amen [OLIVER] [spoken] Please, Sir, I want some more. [MR. BUMBLE] [spoken] What?! [OLIVER] [spoken] Please, Sir, I want some more. [MR. BUMBLE] [spoken] More!? [WIDOW CORNEY] Catch him! [MR. BUMBLE] Snatch him! [WIDOW CORNEY] Hold him! [MR. BUMBLE] Scold him! [WIDOW CORNEY] Pounce him! Trounce him! Pick him up and bounce him! [MR. BUMBLE] Wait! Before we put the lad to task May I be so crious as to ask His name? [bOYS (whispering)] O-li-ver. [WIDOW CORNEY AND MR. BUMBLE] Oliver! Oliver! [MR. BUMBLE] Never beofre has a boy wanted more! [MR. BUMBLE AND WIDOW CORNEY] Oliver! Oliver! [WIDOW CORNEY] Won't ask for more when he knows what's in store. [MR. BUMBLE] There a dar, thin, winding stairway Witout an bannister Whil we'll throuwhim down, and feed him on Cockrouches served in a canister [ALL] Oliver! Oliver! MR. BUMBLE What will he do when he's turned black and blue? He will curse the day Somebody named him [ALL] O-li-ver! [MR. BUMBLE] Oliver! Oliver! Never before has a boy wanted more! Oliver! Oliver! [WIDOW CORNEY] Won't ask for more When he knows what's in store. [MR. BUMBLE] There's a sooty chimney Long overdue for a sweeping out Which we'll push him up, And one day next year with the rats he'll be creeping out. [ALL] Oliver! Oliver! [MR. BUMBLE] What will her do? In this terrible stew? He will rue the day somebody name him... [ALL AND WIDOW CORNEY] O-li-ver! [GOVERNORS] Oliver! Oliver! Never before has a boy asked for more Oliver! Oliver! [CHAIRMAN] Pray some decorum restore, I implore... Let us face this case, it's Unpreedented, qute utterly. [GOVERNORS] He's disgraced this place. [LARGE GOVERNOR] Encouraging others to swallow in gluttony. [ALL] Oliver!...Oliver! Lock him in jail And then put him on sale, For the highest bid Glad to be rid Of O-li-ver!

[Guest OlerudOwned]

Damn, Opie looks filthy all of a sudden.

6 batters, 5 Ks

[Guest ScarletKnight41]

[Guest Edgy DC]

Oliver Perez. Pardon my Russian, but Holy Shitzky!

[metirish]

Gary says that two years ago you could not have gotten Perez for Kazmir he was that good, I wonder about that.

[Guest Edgy DC]

LoDuca getting around on a pitch in off the plate. Good stuff.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Way to show up your secondbaseman partner, Rollins.

[Guest OlerudOwned]

Good point brought up by Gary about LoDuca's Post-ASG performance. His numbers have consistantly turned sour late in the season, but he's been red-hot this time around.

[Guest OlerudOwned]

Filthy backdoor slider.

6 Ks though 4 innings. I like what I see.

[Guest Johnny Dickshot]

Oliver has the whole jackpack tonight. His pitchcount might be a concern but I'l be damned if he ---- ----------- - -- --------.

[Guest Edgy DC]

metirish wrote: Gary says that two years ago you could not have gotten Perez for Kazmir he was that good, I wonder about that.

I think it's a pretty solid position.

[Guest KC]

Why does SNY blue up the water on the leaving the inning stuff? There's
no blue water anywhere in NYC.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Graphic designers are often artists who progressed more technically than inspirationally.

Water = blue crayon.

Jose Reyes somehow tricked David Wright into taking possession of his old pitch judgment.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Bad call before the walk robs him another K.

Valentin costs him a DP.

MLB.tv gives me the audio on replays but not the video, therefore stinking.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Five walks, six wheefs. Koufaxian.