Benson deal--What if?

[Guest Bret Sabermetric]

What if Anna Benson learns that Kris had an affair while he was a Met? Would she still screw everybody on the Mets, including coaches? Or would the Orioles be the beneficiaries?

[Guest KC]

She's got a nice rack and all, but I ain't gonna miss her much. There's a
pretty funny column on page 11 of the NYT's hard copy today - she's really
quite the whack job - I wouldn't be surprised if Kris' balls are in a jar in her
purse the way she carries on sometimes.

[Zvon]

Bret Sabermetric wrote: What if Anna Benson learns that Kris had an affair while he was a Met? Would she still screw everybody on the Mets, including coaches? Or would the Orioles be the beneficiaries?

I think she'd do both teams, and any team along the road.

[Guest OlerudOwned]

="Zvon"] ="Bret Sabermetric"]What if Anna Benson learns that Kris had an affair while he was a Met? Would she still screw everybody on the Mets, including coaches? Or would the Orioles be the beneficiaries? I think she'd do both teams, and any team along the road.

Not the Phillies!!! They have...COOTIES!