Headlines I Don't Expect to See

[nymr83]

Salamander Q returns to Crane Pool Forum
renounces statistics as evil, embraces players who provide "veteran presense" and can't hit.

[Guest OlerudOwned]

OMAR MINAYA FACED WITH WORKPLACE BIAS CHARGES
Hispanic employees complain of lack of fair job opportunities

[nymr83]

LMAO...how about...

Minaya signs white/black/asian/non-hispanic free agent. pedro upset about clubhouse diversity


...before we actually start that discussion again i'll just say that the 3 best FAs last year happened to be hispasnic, omar got 2 of them, and its all coincidence so lets just leave it be.. (unless he goes out and trades david wright for a hispanic 3B in which case the rumors will be provwen true and omar will have a bullseye on him from met fans everywhere)

[Guest Edgy DC]

Episcopal Bishop Dedicates Two Vince Coleman Windows at St. John the Devine

[Guest SI Metman]

Mets name Mike Cameron Opening Day centerfielder
Carlos Beltran named Red Sox OD Leftfielder

[Guest Edgy DC]

As the trade is conditional on the Padre's examining Cammie's vision, this deal may yet hit a snag before consummation.