CPF Parody Challenge - Marathon vs. Doctor Sponge

[Guest Rockin' Doc]

The Big Train
(10/29/03 12:39 pm)
Entries To Be Posted Below

Results (total votes = 28):
Doctor Sponge 10 / 35.7%

metsmarathon 18 / 64.3%


metsmarathon
(10/29/03 12:48 pm)
Lovin’ The Schools In Denver

We traded one good pitcher
Octavio Dotel
Roger Cedeno went, too,
To get us Derek Bell
Mike Hampton Houston sent us
News kicked in met fan delight
He wants a new extension,
Before he throws a strike

He’ll find a team in Denver
They’ll throw money down the drain
He’ll make you listen to his lies!
His excuses sound so lame!
Like a bullet to your brain. [Come On!!]

Curveball straight and flat
He’s lovin’ the schools in Denver
His wins will tumble down,
Lovin’ the schools in Denver
Flipper shares his face
But he hits a little better
See the balls fly out
Lovin’ the schools in Denver [Come On!]
Lovin’ the schools in Denver, [Come On!]
He’s lovin’ the schools in Denver.

Contract negotiations.
Didn’t get us very far.
We missed Arod
And we missed Mussina
He must've slipped Steve a sleeping pill
Steve Trachsel joins Appier.
Rotation order
Was in place.
Once you've seen Steve Trachsel hurl
You’ll never be the same
Yeah, he'll make you go insane.

Curveball straight and flat
He’s lovin’ the schools in Denver
His wins will tumble down,
Lovin’ the schools in Denver
Flipper shares his face
But he hits a little better
See the balls fly out –
Lovin’ the schools in Denver [Come On!]
Lovin’ the schools in Denver, [Come On!]
He’s lovin’ the schools in Denver.

He found a team in Denver.
They’ll throw money down the drain.
He made you listen to his lies!
His excuses were so lame!
Like a bullet to your brain. [Come On!]

Curveball straight and flat
He’s lovin’ the schools in Denver
His wins will tumble down,
Lovin’ the schools in Denver
Flipper shares his face
But he hits a little better
See the balls fly out
Lovin’ the schools in Denver [Come On!]
Lovin’ the schools in Denver, [Come On!]
He’s lovin’ the schools in Denver.

Curveball straight and flat
He’s lovin’ the schools in Denver
His wins will tumble down,
Lovin’ the schools in Denver
Flipper shares his face
But he hits a little better
See the balls fly out
Lovin’ the schools in Denver [Come On!]
Lovin’ the schools in Denver, [Come On!]
He’s lovin’ the schools in Denver.

Edited by: metsmarathon at: 10/29/03 12:50 pm


metsmarathon
(10/29/03 2:11 pm)
something fishy's going on around here... sponge has 2 votes without a song!

i'm just gonna hafta vote for myself, to stem the tide a little.


Doctor Sponge
(10/29/03 2:14 pm)
Del Unser (from Down Under, by Men at Work)

Traveling in a fried-out Trailways,
On a rubber-armed rotation full of Zachrys
I met a teammate, he made me nervous
He took me in and gave me beaners
And he said,

“Do you hit like Del Unser?
He’s a lefty and a slapper
Can’t you hear, can’t you hear the lumber?
You better run, you better take cover.â€