Jeez Luis

[Cowtipper]

Mets sign pitcher Luis F. Ortiz to a minor league deal.



https://www.fantasypros.com/mlb/news/489235/luis-ortiz-signs-minor-league-deal-with-mets.phphttps://www.fantasypros.com/mlb/news/489235/luis-ortiz-signs-minor-league-deal-with-mets.php



Not that it means much, as he'll miss all of 2025 to Tommy John surgery.

[Edgy MD]

METS: Ortiz may not be healthy at all, but we're willing to sign him just so he can rehab with us, and maybe pitch someday later.



BROOKS RALEY: Ummm ... .



DREW SMITH: Yeah, c'mon. WTF, man?