Runner on Second

[kcmets]

Hey Abbott!

[Edgy MD]

　　"Do you watch baseball?"



　　　　"No, I don't. Not really."



　　"Why not?"



　　　　"I don't like it. I guess it's not my game."



　　"What would make you watch more of it?"



　　　　"Nothing."



　　"Nothing?"



　　　　"I don't want to watch."



　　"OK. What would make you more likely to watch?"



　　　　"I dunno. Less baseball might make me more likely to watch baseball."



　　"You want baseball to have less baseball."



　　　　"Well, I don't like baseball, so I guess that's logically and epistemologically true. Yeah."



　　"This is going to be so easy. Thank you so much for your help! See you at the games!"



　　　　"Whatever."