Hey, Nineteen: René Rivera

[Edgy MD]

Hi, I'm René Rivera, veteran AAAA catcher who has discovered a home run stroke late in his career.



I was DH-ing tonight in Syracuse and I just got pulled from the game. What's next for me?



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[LWFS]

A suspension, as soon as they get me to pee in a sanctioned receptacle

[G-Fafif]

In the starting lineup today, Rene Rivera's exile from Metsdom lasts 336 regular-season days, 23rd-longest among Recidivist Mets, of whom Rivera becomes the 51st.

[Chad ochoseis]

=LWFS post_id=19899 time=1566698385 user_id=84]
A suspension, as soon as they get me to pee in a sanctioned receptacle

[Frayed Knot]

Back-up catcher prototype: Low BA, Good defensively, At least one pitcher on the staff prefers him, Squat body, Can't run for shit, Lotsa Ks, Occasional Power



Some factory somewhere is churning one of those models out at the rate of a couple per year.