Player's Weekend

[Edgy MD]

I'd name the two DSL teams THE COLÓN METS and THE ALFONZO METS, and I'd try to channel the Dominicans (and other islanders) to the former and the Venezuelans (and other mainlanders) to the latter.

[Frayed Knot]

I don't care whether they opt for 'Mets' or not. But at least have a little imagination and don't farm out your naming rights to the 'Branding' company on the other side of the country that already re-did everyone

else's name to where you wind up being like the 48th variation on a theme ... Hey I got an idea, let's give them a two word name!!! One which, if you squint real hard, can vaguely be tied to upstate New York'.

But, then again, this is the ownership group that, just in the last few years, 'hit upon' the ideas of races on scoreboards and the playing of 'Sweet Caroline' during the 7th inning stretch.