Royal Weasel Now An Oriole

[G-Fafif]

Free-swinging Alcides Escobar, who was just asking for it when Noah Syndergaard stood sixty feet, six inches away and moved him off the plate to start off the most recent postseason Mets victory, has signed with the Orioles. Attack the first pitch there, pest.

[Edgy MD]

Somebody needs to change their handle to "Royal Weasel Now an Oriole."