EXPECTATIONS FOR 18: Chris Flexen

[Edgy MD]

Have I even pitched this spring? Did I get DFA'd, waived, and claimed and not know about it?

See if you can figure out what happened to me, and then tell me what's going to happen to me.

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Have you ever seen a Chris Flexen highlight reel? No? Well strap yourselves in!

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[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

I think everyone knows they shot him off too soon and he will get a season in the minors (leads Vegas in wins with 13!).

Flexy loves baseball and in the end will probably surpass current non-starting starters like Gsellman and Lugo.

Leads 2020 Mets in innings pitched.

[Guest d'Kong76]

Wows everyone in August call-up to pitch an emergency start in a DH nightcap.
Other than that, nothing more in 2018 big-club wise.

[Edgy MD]

Torn meniscus.

Knee surgery.

Season over.

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[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

His knees can't support his gigantic ass.

Get well soon, Flexy!

[Frayed Knot]

Too much flexen' of his knee I suspect.