Valadius

July, I think. We released him a short time ago, though.

NOW we can see Hernandez.

Seo 5 Floyd 2 Wright 1 Jacobs 1 Beltran 1

This thing again?

Hallelujah!!!! He's ok!!!

Martinez 4 Beltran 1.20 Diaz 1.15 Jacobs 1.15 Reyes .75 Wright .75 Castro .5 Looper .30 Matsui .20

Ok, now here's a look at the lineup with a depth chart: 1. Jose Reyes SS 2. Carlos Beltran CF Mike Cameron/Victor Diaz RF Insert Player Here 3. David Wright 3B Carlos Beltran CF 4. Insert Player Here Cliff Floyd LF David Wright 3B 5. Cliff Floyd LF Insert Player Here David Wright 3B 6. Mike Cameron/Victor Diaz RF Mike Jacobs 1B Ramon Castro C 7. Mike Jacobs 1B Ramon Castro C Insert Player Here 8. Ramon Castro C Insert Player Here 9. Pitcher This is done without a second baseman for now, as we are certain to get a new second baseman for next season. Also, it factors in where we could plug holes by signing somebody. For example, we need a legit power hitter. We're also getting an unknown at second. I have it such that based on who it is we get, we can plug them in accordingly and shift some people around. Also, I have Mike Jacobs penciled in as the first baseman. That may or may not come to pass, but for the time being, I have him in there. Also with the famous actress platoon that is Cameron/Diaz - who knows if either of them will stay, but for the purposes of this projected lineup they are included as a single entity. Feel free to comment on this.

He'll finish with over 200 K's.

I'm a college freshman, so... I probably have a bit of a different taste in movies.

You lost the Jay Satan opportunity! Looks like it's up to me now...

Where's the Jay Satan post?!?!?!?!?

GASP. PUT THAT DAMN THING AWAY!!!! The pain...

Here we fucking go again...

KA-BOOM-BOOM DIAZ BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh good. Beltran stole SECOND for once.

Popsicle at the plate...

Kaz with the leadoff hit.

Pedro with 7 K's.

La Russa's pulling his whole bench out of his ass.

Ok... how did he score from first? And what the hell is Popsicle doing in left?

Pedro's getting another inning.

16 triples. If he gets on a streak like he did early... Lance Johnson's record is in jeopardy.

Boom-Boom Beltran!!!!!

Oh well, what're you gonna do. You can't expect Pedro to get a hit with two outs and two men on.

First and third, two outs for... Pedro. That's an odd situation...