All right, I'm coming down from my Jay Satan perch and posting again. Did anyone else feel a torch being handed off when Piazza and Jacobs went back-to-back?
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news?slug=ap-metsmoves&prov=ap&type=lgns The Mets have purchased the contract of Anderson Hernandez and designated Dae Sung Koo for assignment. It's about goddamn time. This happened about twenty minutes ago.
What the bloody hell are these VORP things... sounds like some kind of Star Trek gibberish. I'm sick of these crazy stats that really don't mean anything.
I've figured it out. It's all my fault. I moved down to DC on August 27. That afternoon, the Mets lost to San Francisco, 2-1. From August 27 to the present, the Mets have gone 3-15. I need to come home.