From exploding scoreboards to Disco Demolition Night, to the father/son team that attacked Tom Gamboa, I always look at supporting the Sox as a kind of chancy situation. It is always a seventies situation there — like an airshow or a motorcycle stunt — where there is a good chance you are going to get wowed, a high likelihood you are going to get sunburned, a slight chance you are going to witness or fall prey to something dangerous and/or criminal, and a surprisingly high incidence of the curtain between the event and the audience being penetrated and/or blurred. They are the Action Park of baseball franchises. I imagine they set their price points to attract unsupervised teenagers who can't afford Cubs tickets. Also, they have a really odd but pure roster of celebrity fans — President Obama, Pope Leo, Chance the Rapper, Snoop Dog, Mr. T, Jordan, and pretty much anyone else who has starred for the Bulls.