Dykstra v. Williams

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

This is awful. Language NSFW. Look how drunk they both are.


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[Edgy MD]

I cannot click. I must steel myself first.

I assume "Williams" is Mitch?

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Yeah. He's been out of work since Deadspin reported he cursed out a 10-year-old and ordered an HBP at a youth baseball tournament, but there evidently is another side of that story. He's suing Deadspin for defamation and MLB network for wrongful termination. He looks like a destroyed man here, and Dykstra ever the butthead.

I saw a lot of the '93 Phillies and it was clear that Williams was a paper tiger caught up in his own hype and creation of this "Wild Thing" character.

[Edgy MD]

Well, that's a sad show.

Sadder still that there are mooks who paid to see it.

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It surprises that Dykstra looks like a butthead?

[Edgy MD]

You can pick a 1993 Philadelphia Phillie and fill out the chart � not to celebrate any man's downfall, but to lament the sad decline of a team pumped up for all the wrong reasons: buncha relatable crazy stupid white guys doing their thang.

I guess it's easy enough to open with Dykstra, who scores across the chart. He's fallen for the cycle, as it were.

Pos	Guy	Roids	Divorce	Public Intoxication	Addiction	Arrests	Actual Jail Time	Other Serious Illness	Public Familial Estrangements	Bankruptcy/Business Disasters	Notable Girth
c	Darren Daulton
1b	John Kruk
2b	Mickey Morandini
ss	Kevin Stocker
3b	Dave Hollins
lf	Milt Thompson
cf	Lenny Dykstra	X	X	X	X	X	X	X	X	X	X
rf	Jim Eisenreich
if	Mariano Duncan
of	Pete Incaviglia
of	Wes Chamberlain
if	Ricky Jordan
if	Kim Batiste
c	Todd Pratt
sp	Curt Schilling
sp	Danny Jackson
sp	Tommy Greene
sp	Terry Mulholland
sp	Ben Rivera
cl	Mitch Williams
rp	David West
rp	Larry Andersen
rp	Roger Mason
rp	Mark Davis