Shane Spencer Lives

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

You can't make this up

Mets bullpen catcher flips car into fountain while wasted and attempts fleeing scene on foot

[Edgy MD]

Ah, the old "two drinks" defense. Might as well stick your head in a noose.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Meanwhile, Racianello just shakes his head and buzzily pedals by.

[Edgy MD]