Improv KTE: The Phillies Suck

[G-Fafif]

Phillies have lost enough to not catch the 1986 Mets, not enough to be caught by the 2011 Mets or anybody else until the NLDS.

And they'll show a great propensity for wetness should they step on the field tonight.

That's all I need to know. Feel free to jump in if you've got anything.

[Ceetar]

I placed a wager that no one would win 20 games on that team before the season. I was right. small consolation.

Also won on the Hamels UNDER 17. will win again if they don't win Cy Young.