The Onion: "Ump Husband"

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http://www.onionsportsnetwork.com/video/umpires-compete-for-love-on-osns-hit-reality-show,19054/

[Guest Edgy DC]

That would actually get viewers.

[Guest themetfairy]

"Show me your strikeout call!"

[Frayed Knot]

That was actually well done --- as opposed to many 'Onion' ideas where the concept is funnier than the execution.