Liverpool (2008)

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

It's languid and lonely hijinx for a hard-drinking merchant seaman who treks through snowy Tierra Del Fuego searching for his long-lost family.

Turn YOUR house into an Art House and rent this flick! That is, if you want to see a subtitled but nearly dialogue-free foreign flick whose lo-o-o-o-ng shots will torture and mesmerize you, and whose meaning will most likely elude you for the rest of your life.