Your NY Mets Team of the Noughties

[metirish]

Here they are in all their glory. The best of the best for the noughties.

1B- Carlos Delgado

Todd Zeile backup

2B Edgardo Alfonzo

Jose Valentin backup

SS Jose Reyes

Rey Ordonez backup

3B David Wright

Robin Ventura backup

LF Cliff Floyd

Endy Chavez as backup

CF Carlos Beltran

Mike Cameron as backup

RF Jeromy Burnitz

Shawn Green as backup

C Mike Piazza

Paul LoDuca as abckup

Pitching Rotation

1Santana

2 Leiter

3 Martinez

4 Trachsel

Setup Pitchers

L Feliciano

R Wendell

Closer

Wagner

Manager

Bobby Valentine

General Manager

Omar Minaya

[G-Fafif]

What, Burnitz couldn't have posed for some beefcake? No wonder we got rid of him.

[Guest Edgy DC]

I know. It's not like I ran out of body oil after I slathered Reyes.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Turk's parked in front of a wall of corned-beef and Dinty Moore, while Fonzie looks like the photog just got him in medias diarrhes. I'm not sure which one's inadvertently sh*ttier.

I'm not sure if its the preponderance of man-meat, but I thought for a second Johan was hawking A-1.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Hi, what's your name? Jenny? Hi, Jenny, thank you for your support.
How would you like me to sign your Spam?

[G-Fafif]

Is Turk gathering canned goods en route to moving off the grid?

You know, to fill in the gaps on whatever he can't personally kill.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

In a sense, Turk's been living off the grid all along.

[Guest themetfairy]

Turk was probably hawking the honey

[metirish]

Some thoughts though, and this didn't just hit me by the way

Jeromy Burnitz was the best we had in RF for the noughties?....

[G-Fafif]

Some thoughts though, and this didn't just hit me by the way

Jeromy Burnitz was the best we had in RF for the noughties?....[/quote:1df00x4i]

I notice Burnitz and Green are tied with 8 votes. Why does Jeromy get the nod?

(Which doesn't obscure the larger issue of ten years, nothing but fleeting/suckhole RFers.)

[metirish]

They weren't when I last checked which was several hours before the poll closed....I should now ask how Jeromy Burnitz and Green are the best we had in RF during the noughties.

[ashie62]

David looks like Tom Cruise in "Cocktail"

[Guest Edgy DC]

Maybe Tom Cruise's spazzy stand-in from Cocktail.

It's more like 20 years without a legit rightfielder, but who's counting?

[Guest Kong76]

Yeah, I'm the guy in uniform so I win!