The Braves Airplane flight

[ashie62]

The Braves charter was being served by flight attendant Chipper Jones, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served food and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, Chipper came swishing down the aisle and told the team that 'Captain Knockahoma has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so , if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.'

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed Manager Bobby Cox hadn't moved a muscle. 'Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so Kockahoma can pitty-pat us on the ground.'

Cox calmly turned his head and said, 'On my team, I am called a Prince and I take orders from no one.' To which Chipper replied, without missing a beat, 'Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, Bitch'

[Guest Kong76]

Doesn't sound like the act you normally have here.

[ashie62]

Doesn't sound like the act you normally have here.[/quote:2wvo3edn]

Not sure what that means

[Guest Edgy DC]

I'm pretty sure he's suggesting that this particular post doesn't seem characteristic of other posts you've made.

[ashie62]

Can I do a Mets version of "The Aristocrats"?