Cuddyer

[Guest iramets]

Cuddyer be the best defensive catcher on the 1969-74 Mets?

There are those who think he cud.

[Guest Johnny Dickshot]

From the Poetry of Joelmon:

THE BALLAD OF CUDDYER/JOHNOSN

He turned down Cuddyer/Johnosn
just as I thought he would
Horrible idea.
Cedeno will be cheaper next year and
can still help us if we get Giambi next season AND
we'd have Robin's replacement for 2003 and
Reed's replacement AND
save $ adn
be a BETTER team for years
Instead, lawton might = $ Reed in arbitrat

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Here we go...


We Miss You, Dave

That's like going to your old boss
Who fired you
And doesn't want you at his picnic,
And you don't go,
And the employees are like
"So, why is dave not here?"

* * *

SMART LOGIC

But I tell that here and get chewed out,
It's called LOGIC,
He made a SMART business decision,
But it HURT our team.
Anybody that disagreed with me has YELLED at me
More than documented otherwise

* * *
Ode To A Run-On Sentence

Because if they feel they can compete like they did in the 2000 offseasn
when they saw the @#%$ crush their spirits
and did NOTHING to improve
with a full hearted 'win at all costs' attitude
that the @#%$ had,
then what makes us think fred,
who admitted he cannot profit til postseason,
would BLOW more $ for a team
that shows 'they can compete'
the way they are?

* * *
Challenge Me, Idiots

And to any idiot that asks why he's not a met,
you tell me how one legally joins a team without permission
when 4th day into free agency they do a press conference
to lock you out,
when it takes WEEKS to iron out a deal
Wake up and give me something, let's see QUOTES
Challenge me

* * *


On Courage

If they get destroyed,
it shatters that myth and can cost them $ in ticket sales

If they fight strong,
they can sit back and not invest as much.

* * *

She Sang A Sad, Angry Song

F you
You idiots never knew guys like me
When i went to shea in the early 90's
Mid 90's
And my grandma SANG at shea

And I knew of 'gen k' 2 years before
Some of you 'fans' knew of them
I support our farm
You never met me

* * *
Who Can You Trust?

Don't believe me.
Why not get Sele? What was our excuse?
He was told to be an innings guy,
Find the quote where sp said
"He is here due to his natural ability
to help us win a ring"


* * *
Life And How To Live It

don't address problems and solve them with a plan,
and come to terms with failure.
Insult hall of famers,
ignore your farm,
don't have a plan,
deny your problems,
panic,
and make quick fixes
and believe!

* * *
Now I Get It

It's BS or if it IS true, they have not confirmed it
Except for the invisible newspapers this clown listens to
Who is likely doing this due to the philly board

Why would I say that?
SAME POST

* * *
So This Is Christmas

oy, vey
Fans were jumping up and down like it was x-mas,
sorry kiddies,
mommy only got you underwear,
no Nintendo or new bike for you

* * *
Tied With Atlanta

And if it's $, you can't ask for Giambi,
he'll cost what arod would have asked for,
only texas offered $250m, the OWNER admitted it,
it was 2x atl's deal, which they would have had with a no trade clause, but they don't offer those to any atlanta based franchise tied with atlanta
Seriously, their GM and atl fans said so
$126m/7 years was the deal
How do you know? They NEVER talked $

* * *
It Was Reported More Than Once

Hey, i don't make this up
It was reported more than once,
Wilpon isn't stupid enough
To let sp spend more on a season
Where, even though the fans might believe,
mgmt isn't stupid,
like sp said,
they cannot profit til postseason,
so just put a freeze on spending
And reload next year.

* * *
Of That And They And Me

If that were available and they said no,
which would clear salary for giambi (Heh)
and give us a stud young left handed hitter,
my god, if we say no to that
(Not a real deal)
I'd shoot myself

* * *
To A Picklehead

I have fun
Kiss my ass
if you don't like how I talk or write you picklehead,
I care less.
Now email me
you dick

* * *
This Is A Business

this is a business.
Any player would say that,
And they do.

* * *
GREAT LOGIC

GO AHEAD, GOOD LUCK,
I'm SURE he'd say "GREAT IDEA,
I care about winning more than making $ on my investment
Where I poured in MILLIONS to PROFIT
(Business, get it?)
And owe $1/3 Billion
To make more over time with a cash cow stadium
I still CANNOT afford but DESIRE,
I paid this $ JUST to win, not profit,
GREAT LOGIC

* * *
I Talked About It

I showed one article fans ignored and goofed on,
I talked about lupica,
talked about espn confirming it,
talked about the owner
admitting arod didn't consider texas til the end,
even arod in his conference said that

[Guest Edgy DC]

"To a Picklehead" just speaks volumes to me. My God.

More I think about it, 2002--2004 was Joelmon's fault.

[Guest Johnny Dickshot]

Why not get Sele? What was our excuse?

[Guest Edgy DC]

Yeah, 2007 is his fault residually also.