Mammaries of Jose Lima

[Guest Bret Sabermetric]

How did TITTS miss this title?

Also "Mammaries of Kris Benson"--did they miss that as well?

Anyway, I will miss those huge zagonzas, his most prominent pair of contributions to this team. But perhaps El Duque's wife has her own contributions to be made--my attitude here is strictly wait and see and, if possible, stare and gawk.

[Guest OlerudOwned]

According to this, Hernandez's wife's name is Norris Bosch. However, if you google image search that, you get a picture of the Hamburgler.

[Guest Hillbilly]

http://www.nyyfans.com/photos/20021006hernandez-02.jpg

[Guest Edgy DC]

I should spend more time with the Hamburglar.