What Met fan wrote this piece of poesy?

[Guest Hugaboom_Guru]

Miller, Schotz, Schaefer, Blatts and Lite,
What kind of beer will you drink toonite.
If you had a choice, what would you choose,
Beer Whine Whiskey o' Booze?
I would choose da Beer cause its the best,
Stretch got drunk and got some rest.
Beer drinking doth sound like fun,
but y'all can't do it cause you are still too young.