Are you Sorsious?

[Cowtipper]

In a very Stearnsian move, the Mets have brought aboard the very mediocre pitcher Joe La Sorsa, who owns a 5.21 ERA and 83 ERA+, and who has a 10.80 ERA and 2.250 WHIP this year.

https://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2025/09/joe-la-sorsa-elects-free-agency.html

[Edgy MD]

A sample size of 6 2/3 innings, again, is not particularly meaningful.

I can't imagine what sort of pitchers you expect can be found, by David Stearns or anybody else, available on the waiver wire and free agency market on September 7.

[Cowtipper]

In typical Stearnsian-defender fashion, that is the exact sort of empty Stearns defense I would expect to see.

[Edgy MD]

If fact-based statements are what you "expect," I can hardly be ashamed of that. I did not know that people who use facts to understand the world were some sort of categorical and disreputable breed.

My loyalty here is to the truth. It is worth tryin'.

[Cowtipper]

I'm sorry, I just can't even take this seriously. We here at The Crane Pool Forum are held to a greater standard and expect posts of a higher intellect, like those of "roger_that".

I, also being a jenius, would have dipped into our vast and incredible wealth of minor league depth, which has been called the deepest in baseball, and not gone out and signed yet another washed-up nobody.

[Edgy MD]

You can hold yourself to whatever standard you want. If you don't hold yourself to be accountable, then you don't.

I'm not going to abandon facts and reason and the pursuit of truth to coddle you. There is way too much unaccountability in the world and it does immeasurable harm.